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1 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" th... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
2 ...Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suff... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
3 1-2-3 SING! Loren, loren sinta, syota ni angara! asawang si tony, meron na r... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
4 10 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits 1. No Breakfast People who do not take br... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
5 500 lawyers in the ocean What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ... Anonymous 2004-12-05
6 7 RULES TO BE HAPPY: 1) Never hate 2) Don't worry 3) Live simply 4) Expect l... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
7 747 What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
8 747 Full of Lawyers Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of... Anonymous 2004-12-05
9 911 Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. Paul Santos 2004-12-01
10 A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: "Who put Viagra in the th... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
11 A Blonde Party What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
12 A blonde Pinay, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as ... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
13 A Blonde with Earrings Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go o... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
14 A Blonde's Brain At Work A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at th... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
15 A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer? Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
16 A Flaky Blonde One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle.... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
17 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the e... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
18 A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket w... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
19 A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
20 A man came into the job office and said I'm drawing welfare and I want to go to ... Anonymous 2006-06-02
21 A man dies "in the act" and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The fun... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
22 A man dies "in the act" and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The fun... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
23 A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. Whi... Anonymous 2005-09-05
24 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father had... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
25 A Side Order of Blondes Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
26 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father gro... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
27 A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardene... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
28 A Well-Planned Life? --------------------- Two women met for the first time si... Anonymous 2006-02-16
29 A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sex... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
30 Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny Why do blondes like cars with adjustab... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
31 Adventures in Disneyland Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they cam... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
32 After the elections: PRESIDENT: Fernando Poe Jr. VICE PRESIDENT: Roco (Bembol)... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
33 After You "Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," s... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
34 Air Head on a Beer Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She hea... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
35 Air Mattress Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
36 All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx! How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
37 Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
38 An Admiral commanding a carrier wanted to know who among his men was the bravest... Anonymous 2005-09-05
39 An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standin... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
40 Ano ang mas maraming sakay, jeepney or ambulansya? S: Siyempre ambulansiya. Ka... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
41 Anong Bansa ang walang pangit? UGANDA Anong Bansa ang di sikat? LAOS Anong B... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
42 Anong song ni GMA? Bongga k 'day! NOPE! Ocho-Ocho! NOPE! E ano? ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
43 Another Dumb Blonde A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one nigh... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
44 Another Saturday Night Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
45 Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle What do you call a blonde who has dyed ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
46 Ash Blonde How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
47 Atlantic Coast and a Blonde What's the difference between the Atlantic Coas... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
48 Autoblonde Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
49 Backstroke Dolly What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? I... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
50 Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do? A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
51 Bad Day Blondie How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her tampon's... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
52 Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies How can you tell when a blonde has been bakin... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
53 Bakit sa Pilipinas kung mag-aaply ka ng clerk kailangan college graduate ka, per... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
54 Banana Peel A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
55 Bang! I'm Blonde! Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried t... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
56 Barbie and Britney Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
57 Bartender A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The barte... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
58 Beware the Blonde Terrorist Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blo... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
59 Big Ben Blonde Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
60 Bigfoot and Blonde What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
61 Bimbo Joke How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kick... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
62 Blond Father A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
63 Blond Restroom Attendant Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant j... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
64 Blonde & Cruise A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
65 Blonde & Turtle Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They'... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
66 Blonde - Contractor There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so s... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
67 Blonde - Death in the Family One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
68 Blonde - Detectives Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went t... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
69 Blonde - Drowning A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
70 Blonde - Elmo Factory Once there was a blonde who really needed some money.... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
71 Blonde - Mating Call What is a blonde's mating call? "NEXT!" Paul Santos 2004-12-02
72 Blonde - Transplant How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
73 Blonde - Two Coats A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what e... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
74 Blonde Alumna What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
75 Blonde Ambition Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna W... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
76 Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cl... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
77 Blonde and a Pig A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her a... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
78 Blonde and a Sock A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
79 Blonde and Brunette, Falling A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the sa... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
80 Blonde and Calculator Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
81 Blonde and Clock Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A:... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
82 Blonde and Dictionary A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dic... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
83 Blonde and Doorknobs What do blondes and doorknobs have in common? Everyo... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
84 Blonde and Drive-Thru What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is that f... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
85 Blonde and Elephants Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elep... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
86 Blonde and Genie A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
87 Blonde and Goldfish A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
88 Blonde and Halogen What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen hea... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
89 Blonde and House Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to bu... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
90 Blonde and License Plates A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plate... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
91 Blonde and Lightbulb How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a l... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
92 Blonde and Missed Bus She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
93 Blonde and Picture Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her r... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
94 Blonde and Pizza A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
95 Blonde and Prawn What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
96 Blonde and Rock n' Roller What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
97 Blonde and shower caps A blonde was walking down the street with shower cap... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
98 Blonde and Taxi Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common? A: Everyon... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
99 Blonde and the Bottle Cap Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
100 Blonde and Tracks What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? The... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
101 Blonde and Waitress Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the b... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
102 Blonde Arrow Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the ai... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
103 Blonde at Starbucks A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walk... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
104 Blonde at the Appliance Store A blonde went to the appliance store sale and... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
105 Blonde at the Doctor's "Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
106 Blonde Basement Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whin... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
107 Blonde Battallion What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'c... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
108 Blonde Bedtime What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm? She... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
109 Blonde Bellybutton Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
110 Blonde Bicycle Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going t... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
111 Blonde Bird What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow! Paul Santos 2004-12-02
112 Blonde Bird Killer How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cli... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
113 Blonde Bird Watcher A blonde and her father are walking down a street when ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
114 Blonde Boobies Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurt... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
115 Blonde Brains Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box o... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
116 Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedd... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
117 Blonde Brushing Hair Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
118 Blonde Brushing Hair Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
119 Blonde Bummer What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt? A brain tumor... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
120 Blonde Car Hijinx! What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Turning off the ca... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
121 Blonde Carpenter A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
122 Blonde Cattle Ranchers Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers? They ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
123 Blonde Cell Death How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone. Paul Santos 2004-12-02
124 Blonde Chainsaw Massacre What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
125 Blonde Coffee Breaks Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work? Because... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
126 Blonde Coffee Drinker A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each tim... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
127 BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you... Anonymous 2005-09-06
128 Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bake... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
129 Breaking news: Paquito Diaz recruited by Lakas to be GMA's running mate. Napil... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
130 BUBBA KNEW EVERYBODY! Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I kn... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
131 Citizenship Issue: PING: half filipino, half Filipina FPJ: half American, half... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
132 CNN: How are you going to reduce the price of electricity in your country? FPJ:... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
133 Columbus' mother: I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have writ... Anonymous 2005-08-26
134 CORY & SUSAN: Let us pray for the truth. Bishops TOBIAS & CRUZ: Tell the peop... Anonymous 2005-09-05
135 Cory Aquino watches "Mano Po 2" everyday and cries everytime... Dito lang kasi... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
136 Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a wee... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
137 Diary of a Viagra Housewife Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
138 Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelv... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
139 Did you hear about the man who choked on a Viagra tablet and got a stiff neck? Paul Santos 2004-11-30
140 Did you hear what happens to men who take iron supplements and then use Viagra? ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
141 Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting r... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
142 Erap: Pare, bakit itong "Pork & Beans" na kinakain ko walang pork? Fpj: Pare, i... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
143 Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdos... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
144 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just b... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
145 Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipm... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
146 For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Ho... Paul Santos 2007-01-02
147 For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
148 FPJ FOR PRESIDENT MOVEMENT SPOKESPERSON: sabihin nila american citizen si FPJ, ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
149 FPJ to intsik: Brad, sa mayo iboto mo ko ha. INTSIK: Hini puele blad, AKO ILLEG... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
150 FPJ victory is the solution to traffic problem! Dami close negosyo, Pinoy mig... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
151 FPJ's DICTIONARY: Cardiologist - card dealer in casino; Pathologist - duck rai... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
152 FPJ: Nong pumasok kami sa Lubao,Pampanga, ang feeling ko si Jesus Christ ako. R... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
153 GAME KA NA BA? Kris: Ilang liters meron ang COKE FPJ: LITRO? Apat! Liter C... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
154 Generic Medicine In Pharmacology, all medicine have generic names. Tylenol is A... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
155 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Tha... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
156 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and light... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
157 GMA has assured Chinese community they will have a kidnap-free holiday. She a... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
158 GMA: Economic mind ROCO: academic mind EDDIE: Godly mind LOREN: changeable... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
159 Good Care A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
160 Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all ni... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
161 Helpdesk: Click on the "My computer" icon on the left of the screen. Customer... Anonymous 2005-08-26
162 Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't... Anonymous 2005-08-26
163 Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white o... Anonymous 2005-08-26
164 Honeymoons Q: Do you know the difference between a First Honeymoon and a Second... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
165 How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little table... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
166 How many Polocks does it take to change a lightbulb? 100: 1 to hold the bulb ... Anonymous 2007-01-13
167 I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care. Paul Santos 2004-11-30
168 If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut? Paul Santos 2004-11-30
169 If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
170 If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If th... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
171 Inday: Sir, karamihan pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo ginahasa. Sir: Paano m... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
172 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" ... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
173 It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
174 Knock-knock! Who's there? Boo! "Boo" who? Don't cry; it's only a joke! Jason Donald 2001-04-01
175 Know your candidates: Bong Revilla: Anak ng nardong putik Jinggoy: Anak ng jue... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
176 Kumpisalan! Tulume: Father, patawarin po ninyo ako. Pari: Ano ang kasalanan ... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
177 Learn Japanese: 1) Is this your underwear? Jakimoto? 2) Speechless - Wasabe ... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
178 Lights, camera, action! Starring FPJ Directed by ERAP Script by ED ANGARA ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
179 Limang klase ng egg preservation? Maalat-alat: salted egg iyan. Maitim: cent... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
180 Lucky Golfer An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
181 MAGANDANG UMAGA, SA YO! bawal nang gamitin ang PO, sabi ni GMA para hind... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
182 Makit Chinese lang palati kidnap? Kasi pak Pinoy 3 gives, pak Bombay 5/6. Pak... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
183 Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksg... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
184 Melanie Marquez said: My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman. That's w... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
185 Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in In... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
186 Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
187 metring: Iiwanan na kita Buknoy, pagkatapos ng mahabang panahon, nagising na lan... Anonymous 2005-08-26
188 Mga lasa ng gatas ng babae? 1. Dalagita? Fresh milk 2. Dalaga? Pasteur ized ... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
189 Mr. Orakel contestants....The Battle of the Brainless is back!" Host: What "... Anonymous 2005-09-05
190 My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affa... Anonymous 2005-09-06
191 Nag-aaway ang dalawang tanga Kulas: Ano ba ang gusto mo, away o gulo? Tomas:... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
192 New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of V... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
193 NEWS FLASH!!! Per background check by the NBI, Fernando Poe Jr is really a nat... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
194 Noong araw, ERAP na ERAP na. Ngayon ARROY, AROY!, wag na POE, wag na POE. Bak... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
195 Not For Making Love Anymore An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and ask... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
196 Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inc... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
197 Okay ba kayo riyan? Hwag magalit, joke lang "poe" ito Joke lang poe walang p... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
198 Overweight An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor a... Anonymous 2006-03-27
199 Pag si FPJ ang naging Pangulo maraming pagbabago: Pambansang Isda - sugPOE Lar... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
200 Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred... Anonymous 2005-09-06
201 Pfizer insiders report on ViagraŽ: ViagraŽ was developed for the treatment of ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
202 Philippine Airlines will be taken from Lucio Tan and will be given to Sen. Angar... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
203 Please answer honestly. If you were to choose between FPJ or Ping, which cou... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
204 Presidentiables have records: GMA: D Pidal case ROCCO has textbook scam LA... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
205 Press: Paano nyo po ba lilinisin ang gobyerno? FPJ: Nakita nyo mga line-up ko? ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
206 Q: What did one nail say to the other? A: I don't get the point! Anonymous 2006-10-30
207 Q: What is the most important rule of science? A: Never lick the spoon! Anonymous 2006-10-30
208 Question: If FPJ, GMA, Bro. Eddie, & Ping Lacson all rode in the ill-fated Supe... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
209 Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
210 Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano Kano: Miss, will you please gi... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
211 Sa isang ospital pagkatapos ng operasyon Pasyente: Dok, bakit ganito ang opera... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
212 SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once.... Anonymous 2005-09-06
213 Skeleton #1: It's very loud in the graveyard, today isn't it? Skeleton #2: It... Anonymous 2006-10-30
214 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
215 Subject: WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument w... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
216 Susan: Lord, bakit mo ginawang gwapo si Ronnie? Lord: Para magustuhan mo. Susa... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
217 T: Ano sa inggles ang Maswerte akong lalaki? S: Lucky Me with Egg. T: Eh iyo... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
218 Tanong: Bakit na-cancel ang trip ni GMA sa Saudi. Sagot: Dahil sa Saudi Arabia,... Anonymous 2005-09-05
219 Tatay:'Nak, bili mo ko ng soft drink. Anak: Coke o Pepsi? Tatay: Coke. Ana... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
220 Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The mo... Anonymous 2005-09-06
221 The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls. Paul Santos 2004-11-30
222 The enemy of Presidential candidate Eddie Gil uses the slogan: "Its your choice... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
223 The first comes from a Catholic elementary school test. Kids were asked question... Anonymous 2005-08-26
224 The Irish Castaway One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted ... Anonymous 2005-09-05
225 The Leaning Tower of Pisa Did you hear the Italian Government is going to p... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
226 The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up. Paul Santos 2004-11-30
227 The Man... The King... The Legend... F P J He knows no fear He knows no dan... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
228 THE SENILITY PRAYER Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked a... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
229 The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra S... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
230 This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when hi... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
231 Thoughts on Men, not Boys. 1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. ... Anonymous 2004-12-05
232 Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra: 10. "Viagra. The quicker ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
233 Totoy: Inay, ano po ba iyong sex? Inay: Ah, e! ! h, iyan ang ginagawa ng mag-a... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
234 Tuta Sotto: Mahirap palang maging president si Fpj. Angara: Bakit naman? Tuta ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
235 Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had ... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
236 Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel not... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
237 Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caus... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
238 VARIANT GMA's campaign song: To dream the impossible dream, to fight th... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
239 Viagra -- Gives men the urge to marry their girlfriends and take them on extende... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
240 Viagra and Disney Q: What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common? A: You wai... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
241 Viagra Date A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
242 Viagra for Sale Little Timmy is playing on the street when he spots a package o... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
243 Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians. Paul Santos 2004-11-30
244 Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, she says, "Oh, Oh Henry!" Paul Santos 2004-11-30
245 Viagra in Spanish, we're told, is "viejos agradecidos" or "greated old guys" (si... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
246 Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
247 Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO." Paul Santos 2004-11-30
248 ViagraŽ Fans Request New medicine With ViagraŽ such a hit, Pfizer is bringing ... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
249 Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do y... Anonymous 2005-09-06
250 We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes.... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
251 What do Microsoft Word for Windows and Viagra have in common? They both deal wi... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
252 What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine? Don King. Paul Santos 2004-11-30
253 What is the new Viagra advertising motto? "I've fallen and I can't get up". Paul Santos 2004-11-30
254 What term describes Viagra when it wears off? Viagra Falls!!! Paul Santos 2004-11-30
255 What's the clinical term for men who need viagra? Myccoxafailure Paul Santos 2004-11-30
256 When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbin... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
257 When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper,... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
258 Who looks like twin sisters because they had the same plastic surgeon? Sirit???... Paul Santos 2004-11-30
259 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Kevin Yank 2000-04-01
260 WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.... Anonymous 2005-09-06
261 Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
262 Wife: Gusto kong magpadagdag ng boobs.. Husband: Ha! Di ba masagwa yon... magi... Paul Santos 2004-11-29
263 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When... Paul Santos 2004-11-29