| # | Joke Text | Contributor | Date |
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| 1 |
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when hi... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 2 |
What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine? Don King. |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 3 |
Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipm... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 4 |
If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
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Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 5 |
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inc... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 6 |
Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
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Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 7 |
If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 8 |
I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care. |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 9 |
What's the clinical term for men who need viagra? Myccoxafailure |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 10 |
Viagra in Spanish, we're told, is "viejos agradecidos" or "greated old guys" (si... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 11 |
Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians. |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 12 |
The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up. |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 13 |
Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, she says, "Oh, Oh Henry!" |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 14 |
A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: "Who put Viagra in the th... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 15 |
Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bake... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 16 |
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelv... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 17 |
A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 18 |
...Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suff... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 19 |
Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all ni... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 20 |
How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little table... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 21 |
Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in In... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 22 |
The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra S... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 23 |
If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If th... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 24 |
A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket w... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 25 |
We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes.... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 26 |
Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 27 |
Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a wee... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 28 |
Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 29 |
Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 30 |
New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of V... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 31 |
For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 32 |
The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls. |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 33 |
It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 34 |
A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardene... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 35 |
Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caus... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 36 |
Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdos... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 37 |
Pfizer insiders report on ViagraŽ: ViagraŽ was developed for the treatment of ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 38 |
ViagraŽ Fans Request New medicine With ViagraŽ such a hit, Pfizer is bringing ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 39 |
What term describes Viagra when it wears off? Viagra Falls!!!
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Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 40 |
Viagra and Disney Q: What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common? A: You wai... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 41 |
Did you hear what happens to men who take iron supplements and then use Viagra? ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 42 |
Viagra -- Gives men the urge to marry their girlfriends and take them on extende... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 43 |
Did you hear about the man who choked on a Viagra tablet and got a stiff neck? |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 44 |
A man dies "in the act" and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The fun... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 45 |
Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra: 10. "Viagra. The quicker ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 46 |
Not For Making Love Anymore An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and ask... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 47 |
What do Microsoft Word for Windows and Viagra have in common? They both deal wi... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 48 |
What is the new Viagra advertising motto? "I've fallen and I can't get up". |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 49 |
Honeymoons Q: Do you know the difference between a First Honeymoon and a Second... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 50 |
Generic Medicine In Pharmacology, all medicine have generic names. Tylenol is A... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 51 |
Diary of a Viagra Housewife
Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 52 |
Viagra Date
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 53 |
Good Care
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 54 |
Viagra for Sale
Little Timmy is playing on the street when he spots a package o... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |