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1 747 What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
2 911 Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. Paul Santos 2004-12-01
3 A Blonde Party What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
4 A Blonde with Earrings Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go o... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
5 A Blonde's Brain At Work A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at th... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
6 A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer? Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
7 A Flaky Blonde One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle.... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
8 A Side Order of Blondes Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One ... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
9 Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny Why do blondes like cars with adjustab... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
10 Adventures in Disneyland Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they cam... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
11 After You "Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," s... Paul Santos 2004-12-01
12 Air Head on a Beer Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She hea... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
13 Air Mattress Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
14 All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx! How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
15 Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
16 Another Dumb Blonde A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one nigh... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
17 Another Saturday Night Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
18 Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle What do you call a blonde who has dyed ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
19 Ash Blonde How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
20 Atlantic Coast and a Blonde What's the difference between the Atlantic Coas... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
21 Autoblonde Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
22 Backstroke Dolly What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? I... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
23 Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do? A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
24 Bad Day Blondie How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her tampon's... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
25 Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies How can you tell when a blonde has been bakin... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
26 Banana Peel A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
27 Bang! I'm Blonde! Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried t... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
28 Barbie and Britney Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
29 Bartender A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The barte... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
30 Beware the Blonde Terrorist Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blo... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
31 Big Ben Blonde Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
32 Bigfoot and Blonde What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
33 Bimbo Joke How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kick... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
34 Blond Father A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
35 Blond Restroom Attendant Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant j... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
36 Blonde & Cruise A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
37 Blonde & Turtle Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They'... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
38 Blonde - Contractor There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so s... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
39 Blonde - Death in the Family One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
40 Blonde - Detectives Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went t... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
41 Blonde - Drowning A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
42 Blonde - Mating Call What is a blonde's mating call? "NEXT!" Paul Santos 2004-12-02
43 Blonde - Transplant How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
44 Blonde - Elmo Factory Once there was a blonde who really needed some money.... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
45 Blonde - Two Coats A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what e... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
46 Blonde Alumna What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
47 Blonde Ambition Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna W... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
48 Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cl... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
49 Blonde and a Pig A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her a... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
50 Blonde and a Sock A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
51 Blonde and Brunette, Falling A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the sa... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
52 Blonde and Calculator Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
53 Blonde and Clock Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A:... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
54 Blonde and Dictionary A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dic... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
55 Blonde and Doorknobs What do blondes and doorknobs have in common? Everyo... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
56 Blonde and Drive-Thru What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is that f... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
57 Blonde and Elephants Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elep... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
58 Blonde and Genie A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
59 Blonde and Goldfish A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
60 Blonde and Halogen What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen hea... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
61 Blonde and House Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to bu... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
62 Blonde and License Plates A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plate... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
63 Blonde and Lightbulb How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a l... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
64 Blonde and Missed Bus She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
65 Blonde and Picture Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her r... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
66 Blonde and Pizza A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
67 Blonde and Prawn What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
68 Blonde and Rock n' Roller What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
69 Blonde and shower caps A blonde was walking down the street with shower cap... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
70 Blonde and Taxi Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common? A: Everyon... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
71 Blonde and the Bottle Cap Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
72 Blonde and Tracks What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? The... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
73 Blonde and Waitress Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the b... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
74 Blonde Arrow Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the ai... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
75 Blonde at Starbucks A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walk... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
76 Blonde at the Appliance Store A blonde went to the appliance store sale and... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
77 Blonde at the Doctor's "Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
78 Blonde Basement Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whin... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
79 Blonde Battallion What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'c... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
80 Blonde Bedtime What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm? She... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
81 Blonde Bellybutton Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
82 Blonde Bicycle Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going t... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
83 Blonde Bird What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow! Paul Santos 2004-12-02
84 Blonde Bird Killer How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cli... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
85 Blonde Bird Watcher A blonde and her father are walking down a street when ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
86 Blonde Boobies Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurt... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
87 Blonde Brains Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box o... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
88 Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedd... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
89 Blonde Brushing Hair Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
90 Blonde Brushing Hair Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair? ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
91 Blonde Bummer What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt? A brain tumor... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
92 Blonde Car Hijinx! What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Turning off the ca... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
93 Blonde Carpenter A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
94 Blonde Cattle Ranchers Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers? They ... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
95 Blonde Cell Death How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone. Paul Santos 2004-12-02
96 Blonde Chainsaw Massacre What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
97 Blonde Coffee Breaks Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work? Because... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
98 Blonde Coffee Drinker A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each tim... Paul Santos 2004-12-02
99 The Irish Castaway One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted ... Anonymous 2005-09-05