| # | Joke Text | Contributor | Date |
|---|
| 1 |
Kumpisalan!
Tulume: Father, patawarin po ninyo ako.
Pari: Ano ang kasalanan ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 2 |
Ano ang mas maraming sakay, jeepney or ambulansya?
S: Siyempre ambulansiya. Ka... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 3 |
Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano
Kano: Miss, will you please gi... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 4 |
Inday: Sir, karamihan pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo
ginahasa.
Sir: Paano m... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 5 |
Sa isang ospital pagkatapos ng operasyon
Pasyente: Dok, bakit ganito ang opera... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 6 |
Totoy: Inay, ano po ba iyong sex?
Inay: Ah, e! ! h, iyan ang ginagawa ng mag-a... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 7 |
Limang klase ng egg preservation?
Maalat-alat: salted egg iyan.
Maitim: cent... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 8 |
Nag-aaway ang dalawang tanga
Kulas: Ano ba ang gusto mo, away o gulo?
Tomas:... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 9 |
Mga lasa ng gatas ng babae?
1. Dalagita? Fresh milk
2. Dalaga? Pasteur ized ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 10 |
Wife: Gusto kong magpadagdag ng boobs..
Husband: Ha! Di ba masagwa yon... magi... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 11 |
Learn Japanese:
1) Is this your underwear? Jakimoto?
2) Speechless - Wasabe ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 12 |
Anong Bansa ang walang pangit? UGANDA
Anong Bansa ang di sikat? LAOS
Anong B... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 13 |
Tatay:'Nak, bili mo ko ng soft drink.
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke.
Ana... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 14 |
T: Ano sa inggles ang Maswerte akong lalaki?
S: Lucky Me with Egg.
T: Eh iyo... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-29 |
| 15 |
FPJ's DICTIONARY:
Cardiologist - card dealer in casino;
Pathologist - duck rai... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 16 |
Tuta Sotto: Mahirap palang maging president si Fpj.
Angara: Bakit naman?
Tuta ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 17 |
CNN: How are you going to reduce the price of electricity in your country?
FPJ:... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 18 |
Who looks like twin sisters because they had the same plastic surgeon?
Sirit???... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 19 |
Pag si FPJ ang naging Pangulo maraming pagbabago:
Pambansang Isda - sugPOE
Lar... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 20 |
Know your candidates:
Bong Revilla: Anak ng nardong putik
Jinggoy: Anak ng jue... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 21 |
The Man...
The King...
The Legend...
F P J
He knows no fear
He knows no dan... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 22 |
Question: If FPJ, GMA, Bro. Eddie, & Ping Lacson all
rode in the ill-fated Supe... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 23 |
Susan: Lord, bakit mo ginawang gwapo si Ronnie?
Lord: Para magustuhan mo.
Susa... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 24 |
Citizenship Issue:
PING: half filipino, half Filipina
FPJ: half American, half... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 25 |
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY:
1) Never hate
2) Don't worry
3) Live simply
4) Expect l... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 26 |
Erap: Pare, bakit itong "Pork & Beans" na kinakain ko walang pork?
Fpj: Pare, i... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 27 |
FPJ FOR PRESIDENT MOVEMENT SPOKESPERSON: sabihin nila american citizen si FPJ, ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 28 |
The enemy of Presidential candidate Eddie Gil uses the
slogan: "Its your choice... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 29 |
FPJ to intsik: Brad, sa mayo iboto mo ko ha.
INTSIK: Hini puele blad, AKO ILLEG... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 30 |
NEWS FLASH!!!
Per background check by the NBI, Fernando Poe Jr is
really a nat... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 31 |
1-2-3 SING!
Loren, loren sinta,
syota ni angara!
asawang si tony,
meron na r... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 32 |
After the elections:
PRESIDENT: Fernando Poe Jr.
VICE PRESIDENT: Roco (Bembol)... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 33 |
Press: Paano nyo po ba lilinisin ang gobyerno?
FPJ: Nakita nyo mga line-up ko? ... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 34 |
FPJ: Nong pumasok kami sa Lubao,Pampanga, ang feeling ko si Jesus Christ ako.
R... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 35 |
Okay ba kayo riyan? Hwag magalit, joke lang "poe" ito
Joke lang poe walang p... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 36 |
VARIANT
GMA's campaign song:
To dream the impossible dream,
to fight th... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 37 |
Anong song ni GMA?
Bongga k 'day!
NOPE!
Ocho-Ocho!
NOPE!
E ano?
... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 38 |
Makit Chinese lang palati kidnap? Kasi pak Pinoy
3 gives, pak Bombay 5/6. Pak... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 39 |
Breaking news:
Paquito Diaz recruited by Lakas to be GMA's running mate. Napil... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 40 |
GMA has assured Chinese community they will have a
kidnap-free holiday. She a... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 41 |
Philippine Airlines will be taken from Lucio Tan and will be given to Sen. Angar... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 42 |
Please answer honestly.
If you were to choose between FPJ or Ping, which cou... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 43 |
MAGANDANG UMAGA, SA YO!
bawal nang gamitin ang PO, sabi ni GMA
para hind... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 44 |
GAME KA NA BA?
Kris: Ilang liters meron ang COKE
FPJ: LITRO? Apat! Liter C... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 45 |
FPJ victory is the solution to traffic problem!
Dami close negosyo, Pinoy mig... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 46 |
Presidentiables have records:
GMA: D Pidal case
ROCCO has textbook scam
LA... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 47 |
Lights, camera, action!
Starring FPJ
Directed by ERAP
Script by ED ANGARA
... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 48 |
GMA: Economic mind
ROCO: academic mind
EDDIE: Godly mind
LOREN: changeable... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 49 |
Noong araw, ERAP na ERAP na.
Ngayon ARROY, AROY!,
wag na POE, wag na POE.
Bak... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 50 |
Bakit sa Pilipinas kung mag-aaply ka ng clerk kailangan college graduate ka, per... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 51 |
Cory Aquino watches "Mano Po 2" everyday and cries everytime...
Dito lang kasi... |
Paul Santos |
2004-11-30 |
| 52 |
metring: Iiwanan na kita Buknoy, pagkatapos ng mahabang panahon, nagising na lan... |
Anonymous |
2005-08-26 |
| 53 |
Tanong: Bakit na-cancel ang trip ni GMA sa Saudi.
Sagot: Dahil sa Saudi Arabia,... |
Anonymous |
2005-09-05 |
| 54 |
CORY & SUSAN: Let us pray for the truth.
Bishops TOBIAS & CRUZ: Tell the peop... |
Anonymous |
2005-09-05 |
| 55 |
Mr. Orakel contestants....The Battle of the Brainless is back!"
Host: What "... |
Anonymous |
2005-09-05 |