A blonde Pinay, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire
herself
out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy
neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the
owner if
he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde Pinay said, "How about pipty dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that
she might
need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to
her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the
way around
the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the
porch."

A short time later, the blonde Pinay came to the door to
collect her
money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"O-o," the blonde Pinay answered,

"and I had paint lept ober, so I gabe it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added,

"it's not a PORCH, it's a PERRARI".